
robot-britta asked: Manning/CollieYou’re essentially an employee
and I like you having to depend on me
You’re kind of my protégé
and one day you’ll say you learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like itHands Clean | Alanis Morissette

You came into my life sent from above
When I lost all hope you showed me love
I’m checkin’ for ya boy you’re right on time
Angel of mine

our God who art in Indy, Peyton be thy name.
thy Sunday come, the game will be won
in Lucas Oil as we are in Indianapolis
give us this day, our regular Sunday Night Football
and forgive us our interceptions, as we will murder those who intercept us
and lead us not into Foxborough, but deliver us from Rivers. Go Horse.

Brady: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Manning: You look like a blueberry.
Brady: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Manning: Well, you have bad hair.
Brady: What did you say?
Manning: I said… your hair… looks stupid.

Peyton Manning: Quarterback; 18; Indianapolis Colts
College: University of Tennessee